MRS. HAIGHT HILARIOUSES
DISCLAIMER: WHILE THESE ARE NOT 100% QUOTED ACCURATELY, THE IDEAS BROUGHT BY THESE QUOTES WERE MENTIONED BY MRS. HAIGHT. ALL OF THESE IDEAS MRS. HAIGHT HAS ARE 100% TRUE.
- Go home and spill your sticky stuff on the floor! Then clean it up!
- Do you wanna know what I do to make the seventh graders moan?
- If Biden puts his justices1 in the judicial system, America will become a dictatorship.
- I spray disinfectant in the air so that it'll kill the viruses in the air.
- The Taliban2 are bullies.
- Booty-ism (she meant Buddhism)
- I can't be racist. My neice is black.
- Canada is a DICTATORSHIP because they switched to martial law.3
- Trump did the best job balancing the trade deficit.4
- Let's start a chant! LET'S GO BRANDON! LET'S GO BRANDON!
- Black Lives Matter is like a communist government (?).
1 to-be-added members of the judicial system
2 the group who took dictator control over Afghanistan, started the Afghanistan War
3 government under complete control of its military. Canada did not do this, they issued an Emergency Act to stop trucks blocking the border
4 the gap between importing and exporting with countries. If a country has more imports (paying for items from countries) than exports (delivering to other countries) then they have a bad trade deficit. Our bad trade deficit in 2019 (when trump was president) was around $300 billion.